Thursday, September 18, 2008

"If" [not] by Rudyard Kipling

Lo pernah baca ga poem "if" buatan Rudyard Kipling.
Gw suka tuh gaya bahasanya.
Mantep dah.
Entah kenapa setiap gw terpuruk *halah, kalo gw inget kata-kata "You'll be a man, my son" itu bikin gw termotivasi kembali *halah.
ni ni coba aja lo liat.
poemnya

Naaahhh dibawah ini hasil karya gw tp bukan dalem bentuk poem :D trs "if" gw ganti jd "misalnya". Pikiran gw lagi ruweett *(&^%!@#$%^(*&^%#$% so jdlah hasilnya giniii. . .

> > 1.MISALNYA you are a boy ?
> > - mau makan batu *lho
> > .
> > 2.MISALNYA snow falls in Indonesia ?
> > - maen ski
> > .
> > 3.MISALNYA your gonna be the president ?
> > - mo bikin undang-undang untuk bunuh koruptor bole ga?
> > .
> > 4.MISALNYA your boy was taken by someone ?
> > - ambil yg lain dong susah bgt *emg si susah :D
> > .
> > 5.MISALNYA your an ODHA [orang dengan HIV/AIDS] ?
> > - jangan ya Allah jangan
> > .
> > 6.MISALNYA this is the end of the world ?
> > - dari td lo nanya serem2 smua dah
> > .
> > 7.MISALNYA you did not past a test ?
> > - belajar yg giat lagi.ia toh?
> >
> > 8.MISALNYA your were cheated by your bf ?
> > - dia make cheated tuk mnang game pc gt? *lah
> > .
> > 9.MISALNY you are a singer ?
> > - itu merek mesin jait kan kan?
> > .
> > 10.MISALNYA your husband is Afgan ?
> > - gamauuuuuu
> > .
> > 11.MISALNYA your husband is the one you used to hate ?
> > - kalo sekarang ya sekarang.dulu ya dulu titik
> > .
> > 12.MISALNYA you have doraemon ?
> > - aku ingin begini, aku ingin begitu, ingin ini, ingin itu banyak sekali :D
> > .
> > 13.MISALNYA you are liked by someone that you hate ?
> > - ganteng kagak?
> >
> > 14.MISALNYA your friend talk at your back ?
> > - temen minta dgambar *catetan bukan 'dgampar' :D
> > .
> > 15.MISALNYA your teacher likes you ?
> > - cintaaa kitaa takkaan bersatuu bapaaa
> > .
> > 16.MISALNYA Cinta Laura is your sister ?
> > - ga terima
> > .
> > 17.MISALNYA your school is closed forever ?
> > - jangaan dong jangaann
> > .
> > 18.MISALNYA your school holiday is for 1 year ?
> > - itu sekolahan kagak si noh?
> > .
> > 19.MISALNYA your gonna be the second wife ?
> > - najiiisjiisss
> > .
> > 20.MISALNYA you have a twin sister ?
> > - twin brother gw mauuuu
> > .
> > 21.MISALNYA you were bitten by your bf ?
> > - beneran gw gigit balik
> > .
> > 22.MISALNYA you were lied by your ex bf ?
> > - adaa juga gw yg boongin wx gw pada xDD
> > .
> > 23.MISALNYA you have twin kids ?
> > - bolee d tp cewe ama cowo
> > .
> > 24.MISALNYA you have a heart attack ?
> > - tttooolooonggg..tooolooonggg
> > .
> > 25.MISALNYA your house was burned ?
> > - di condo memang rawan kebakaran
> > .
> > 26.MISALNYA your mother in law is so bad to you ?
> > - mertuaa..jangaan gituu dong dong aahh x)
> > .
> > 27.MISALNYA a cow can walk with 2 foots ?
> > - ntar para manusia jalan make 4 kaki gitu gantian?
> > .
> > 28.MISALNYA there is no lights at all ?
> > - Thomas Alva Edison, kita membutuhkan anda,over..
> > .
> > 29.MISALNYA you can fly ?
> > - I believe i can touch the sky
> > .
> > 30.MISALNYA your mom is a male ?
> > - should i call her "second dad"?
> > .
> > 31.MISALNYA the is no toilette anywhere ?
> > - kan ada got *busettt
> > .
> > 32.MISALNYA your a gay ?
> > - nononono. Im a women not a 'guy'. [The pronounce is same rite ;D]
> > .
> > 33.MISALNYA you know what's his feelings about you ?
> > - piling lo ke gw apa dulu man?
> > .

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